This would be pornography.
Yeah, I think she’s pretty hot too!
The law states that an area of breast exposed below one inch above the aureole (or one would assume where an aureole is presumed to be) is obscene.
This picture, to most of America falls under the description of “ART” and is therefore exempt from consideration, but in American Fork, ART is not considered exempt and a stack of art at least 15 inches deep was taken in the raid on our studio, most of which had no nudity of any kind, and with the exception of two body piercing photo portfolios one exclusively containing clinical genital piercing photos and the other containing two such photos (and 4 tattoo artist portfolios containing no nudity at all) were all drawings, the vast majority containing no nudity at all.
Never mind that the LAW has several elements that all must be satisfied for something to be considered obscene, the American Fork Police can’t read that many words in a single day or they get a headache (I guess). They just go for the single word descriptions eg. buttocks, breast (yup, got one of those) etc., penis (non-turgid - they’ll have to meditate on that one for quite a while I bet).
Oh, now I’m just being mean I guess. I shouldn’t pick on the AF Police just because they are ignorant, facist, anti-American bigots. (did I include stupid idiots) - well, I shouldn’t say that either, so please ignore all my un-niceness, okay?
Lt. Falslev, and apparently Chief Call also, consider male nipples to be essentially pornographic also, regardless of how they are presented, which I guess makes God the Chief Pornographer of them all since He is all nipple crazy and put nipples on everything!
Crap, my dog has 6 or 8 nipples - I don’t really look at them so I guess I would have to defer to the AF Police porno nipple expert on how many dogs actually have.
That God!
Why does He have to be so all about sex and nipples and stuff anyway?
Why didn’t He tell us that He is the most evil, nipple making pornographer of them all?
So be careful when you are mowing your lawn or going swimming, taking a bath or changing your clothes - as the AF Police are “On The Job” and you likely will get arrested for display of pornography.
The Morality Police rule - God love em’! (as long as they can’t catch Him, of course)